Welcome-come to our wonderful town Welcome-come, we are huble and proud It's the happiest place with a circular space! Where we all come together and sing La la la la
We be living in our pilgrim hats with our buildings thatched rooves you can chill, relax
'cause nothing bad ever happens in this town nothing bad ever happens in this town
but when the town goes to sleep you can hear the sound of something devious of something quite mysterious lurking in the dark
Do you have a knife? Yeah man, tonight someone's gonna be mad in the afterlife Gonna be the cleanest dirt-nap the mafia class can bring and the won't suspect a thing
help help! the sheriff is dead! Either that or he's really sleepy and red Well i was on the lookout and i saw those guys do into his house at night! Lynch them all on sight! We're innocent! all in favour of death say i I! We'll sleep soundly tonight
'cause nothing bad ever happens in this town nothing bad ever happens in this town
but when the town goes to sleep you can hear the sound of something devious of something quite mysterious lurking in the dark
But not for long i'll add fuel to the fire by turning this town to Funeral Pyre! I got burning amition! And the last of the gas on the thatch with this match says it's time for idnition!
Help help! The lookout's house is in cinders I told the guy to stop using tinder! I'll investigate... Hey, i can smell an arsonist's gas! Pardon me! What? Ew, not that. I mean you set the fire! Hang her immediately! All say aye! Bye bye! Now we can be free
'cause nothing bad ever happens in this town nothing bad ever happens in this town
but when the town goes to sleep you can hear the sound of something devious of something quite mysterious lurking in the dark
it's dead frosty out 'cause i'm a serial killer one stab and no investigator left to turn me in and it's on to the next house to attack AAAH! Gotcha! you stepped right in my veteran booby trap
I saved the town, I saved the town! Wait... is anybody else around? Me, I'm a Medium, and it's just us. What a painful lonely existence Can you ask how the afterlife is? The whole town is there reunited and every single one of them is saying it's great there Then it's time for some euthanasia