Little ponies fascinate me, being just the way they are. Tell me, human being, can you levitate or lift a star? I'll admit it; hands are cool, but I would rather raise the bar. Listen closely please, equinology!
Big eyes, hooves, and rounded muzzles; colored coats upon their skin. Would it be too much to ask to see the world they're living in? Everybody tells me that it's one big lie, apology. Oh boy, can't they see? Equinology!
Aren't you tired of all of these fights? No generosity. Sorry, but you, won't find 'em here. Kindness and laughter all flee'd.
Ponies don't have cars or cell phones. They don't need 'em; they don't care! But they've got their wings and magic, change the sky, it's so unfair! Fillies, colts and mares and stallions, all alike, have marks to bear, It fills me with glee, equinology!
Twilight Sparkle, AJ, Dashie, Fluttershy and, Rarity, Pinkie Pie, the Royal Sisters...memorized them to a tee. Maybe there's a pony out there, stud'yin us right through and through. Wouldn't you agree? Equinology!
Yeah, they've got a dragon or two, Timberwolves, and Cockatrice! Honestly, I already knew, So just stop this breach of the peace!
Watch me now I'll, turn on slowly, this invention, here's proof! They'll be no more high-fives from me - now only a bro-hoof! Grab your camera, come on, zoom in! 'Cause this loyal human's a po-NY!