They call it KFC Cause it's not really chicken Ha Cheetos for breakfast makes a young student sicken Do you ever think someone's tricking you (x3 echo)
And the guy in the pulprit is a begot and a liar Some kid walks in to my school and opens fire Heard any good jokes lately? Cause we sure do need 'em My punk band's called Operation Iraqi Freedom
[Chrous] So what's it gonna be? Are you real to me? Or are you non-dairy creamer?
A new love Is burning up in me Cause 1 in 4 American girls has an STD (woah!) And you can buy yourself some implants (hahaha) But you can't buy a sole-thread level launch (what's that?) With your chest puffed out, what are you so afraid about? With your chest puffed out, what are you so afraid about? What are you so afraid of? What are you so afraid of?
What's it gonna be? Are you real to me? Or are you non-dairy creamer?
And two gay guys got married And brought the family to it's knees How did they blow us to smitherines Just a couple of queens How did they do it, I'm tellin' you now They brought marriage to an end And I found myself some culprits It's two young gay
Republicans! Young Gay Republicans Young Gay Republicans Young Gay Republicans
What's it gonna be? (what's it gonna be?) Are you real to me? (are you real to me?) Or are you non-dairy (non-dairy) Creamer? (creamer)
What's it gonna be? (what's it gonna be?) Are you real to me? (are you real to me?) Or are you non-dairy (non-dairy) Creamer?