- Daddy, daddy, daddy, hurry! I saw something scurry! - Son, what's all this screaming for? You are gonna wake the neighbours next door. - Daddy, I think there's a spider on my floor, Is it? And will you squish it? - You call me in here in the middle of the night, To come into your room and destroy lives. Is that what they teach you in sunday school? - But daddy it's gross, it has million legs, A billion eyes, a trillion eggs. - Son it's not disgusting, it's just reality, Take a deep breath and appreciate lives. Look how delicate his legs are! Crawling across your bedroom floor, Do you know the proper name? - Arachnid! - That's right! We're living in the world, that's full of creatures, Big and small, hairy and slimy. You are not the center of the world How would you feel if the giant hand Came out of the sky and decided to crush you? - I guess I'd be scared, but daddy, What if the spider hurt me? - He didn't hurt you yet, did he, son? Your logic is flawed, you come undone! Swallow your pride. What if the spider said the same thing: "Daddy, daddy, kill that kid!" - That's the point dad, what if he did? That's why I have to strike first! - What if he did?! What if he didn't?! What if the world was made of pudding? All I'm saying is consider Something besides your thirst for blood - Dad you're right, now I see, Maybe he's got a family. - Now you're learning, understanding, Finally, you're becoming human! Let's return it to the natural habitat, Let's put it in a cupp and take it outside. Godspeed.