[Verse 1: Dirt Nasty] A tisket, a tasket, what's in third's basket Three hits of acid hidden in the Chapstick And some Arabian ass whips That'll turn your balls into Albania salad Go play the pepperoni On the only child unicorn see-through pony Blow me a kiss And I'll blow one back in the shape of my dick
[Chorus: Porcelain Black One, two, we won't fuck you Three, four, better lock my door Five, six, forget your baby dicks Seven, eight, I'd rather masturbate
One, two, we won't fuck you Three, four, better lock my door Five, six, forget your baby dicks Seven, eight, I'd rather masturbate
[Verse 2: Andy Milonakis] I post up in B.H. with all the fucking palm trees Your mama's so good that she can palm trees Why the motherfuck do I put up with all these zombies I pop a perk with a perk just to call me There's trannies eating cupcakes in cartoon world I'll fuck a real zebra and a cartoon squirrel My girlfriend broke up with me because I'm growing dreadlocks That pussy ain't mine no more; I call the shit my XBOX 360, getting nifty with my flow, boy Hit your grandma, she nicknamed me Old Boy I put the tequila in my tortilla soup I'm on Target.com, I'm a order me a suit
[Chorus: Porcelain Black One, two, we won't fuck you Three, four, better lock my door Five, six, forget your baby dicks Seven, eight, I'd rather masturbate
One, two, we won't fuck you Three, four, better lock my door Five, six, forget your baby dicks Seven, eight, I'd rather masturbate
[Verse 3: Riff Raff] Yeah, the strippers topless, cocaine flavored nail polish Pull up at your college, some narcotics at your college 50 rags taxing, money not subtracted Trying to stack my Jacksons, hanging with my Anglo-Saxons Money stretches, still flexing the self-explosives Pockets look like deep sea ocean floor aerobics Cold quotables hide the baking soda inside the German village Pull up on you artificial fillers, Pepsi cola caterpillar Pinstripes, glass diner Made by Sinclair, fistful of Oregon Trail Stuffed inside the Steve Harvey tupperware, good luck 40K on the princess cuts, get my dick sucked Watching Nip & Tuck
[Chorus: Porcelain Black One, two, we won't fuck you Three, four, better lock my door Five, six, forget your baby dicks Seven, eight, I'd rather masturbate
One, two, we won't fuck you Three, four, better lock my door Five, six, forget your baby dicks Seven, eight, I'd rather masturbate