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Call the cops, call the cops Got mad motherfucking marijuana crops Got lime trees and lemon trees Got 20 dirty bitches down on their knees Water, water, H2O No big screens, no HBO Tomato, tomato, potato, potato These hoes just won the fat boy lotto Ma'am, please let me use your grotto, hefty bitches is my motto If you get on top, hooker, I think you might break my throttle I'll knock your head off, you softer than a bitch's skin You stupid bitches cannot win, fuck your wifey in the face And then I'll take your next of kin, rented ten, I'll stick a dildo In your fucking fish food, which dude's fish food A rich dude's fish food, I got an iPad IMac body and your mama sucks my dick when she's high on mollies Mollies
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Dirt Nasty and shit This is agriculture I grab a vulture Who left that soda on the table? Grab a coaster Girls wanna cuddle Yeah, they wanna snuggle Aw, that's a cute teddy bear Put it in your butt hole Ooh what you know 'bout me, Dirt Nasty, bitch, I'm a farmer Come through with a ugly ass ho, call her two-headed llama She wanna sleep on me, better bring some pajamas I got a white boy Entourage, Johnny Drama
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Ay, yo Spandex, Spandex, I pull up with a lamb text Too strudel, toaster strudel, ballin' on you poodles Two cougars, 40 plus, clutching Rugers Blackout the two seater, MC Hammer, have you seen her 40 karats in the gallon It's apparent, your parents, got 'em runnin' like mascara Tempers flaring, I pull up in the Ric Flair McClaren Four bad bitches on probation, are you sharing Got 'em jealous, 20 inches, all you fellas chop the tellers Got 'em running over Jerome Bettis, Versace lettuce No dieting, Gucci eyelids, I go to sleep, snobby pilots
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