Double, double toil and trouble Fire burn and cauldron bubble Mix it up and mash it down Stir the potion widdershins around Cackle, cackle, raise your hackles Moosh the mortar, scrape and spackle Tease and titter, hoot and hop, Take care when that karmic anvil drops.
Grab the ladle, dip it up In a pestled-vestled cup Don't be scared - drink it all! We will catch you when you fall.
Meddle, muddle, jump the puddle Merry meet, but mind the muggle Whoop dee doo and high dee ho Just don't walk where the leathered wingies go Twinkle, twinkle, there's a crinkle That no hot iron can unwrinkle Once you start to stir this brew It could take a lifetime 'til you're through
Pass the ammo - dig your hole In a chaliced-palaced bowl Greedy glutton - gulp it down! Lick the droplets from your frown
Hocus pocus, where's the locus? Don't mind when your eyes unfocus Bibbety bobbety boo Join us in a little tea for two Have a heaping helping of our stew And yes, my deary, it's a trifle blue.