(chorus) Nate Dogg: You just mad 'cos yo' ass is old (Macktastic: Old motherfucker!)/ First thing you do is just pick up the phone (Thugnificent: Eat a dick, nigga!)/ Lethal Interjection livin' next to your home / You motherfucking Grandpa / Old nigga it's on! (Thugnificent: Old motherfucker!) (verse 1) Thugnificent: Lethal Interjection versus one old nigga / He picked up the phone / Now my finger's on the trigger / Snitchin' ain't the thing to do / So now me and my crew / Gonna show the block how to handle this fool! / He just hatin' 'cos we went from rags to ritches / to baddest bitches / somebody need to ask these snitches / Why they talkin' to police? / No justice, no peace / My house is paid for / No rent, no lease! (chorus) x 2 (verse 2) Macktastic: This old man / He played fool / Now his ass is grass for dropping dimes on my crew / The only reason that I pack a strap / Is that I knew this old nigga was foul / Like Hack-a-Shaq! (verse 3) Flonominal: This is the type of heat / That when they start playin' it / Old folks should get their ass whupped / For acting all gay and sh-- Thugnificent: OLD ASS NIGGA! Flonominal: You done crossed the line / See, it don't cost a dime / so now I toss my nine! (Granddad and Thugnificent, apparently reconciling, shake hands and hug. The press applauds) Granddad: (quietly, sourly) You still gonna pay for my lawn. Thugnificent: (quietly, venomously) Eat a dick, old nigga. (Granddad is awoken by the loud music at Thugnificent's house party) Granddad: Hey!!! Shut up with all that damn noise!!!! I'm an old man, y'all need to listen to some Nat King Cole and some Johnny Mathis!! [edit] Attack of the Killer Kung-Fu Wolf Bitch [2.6]