[Intro: Blades of Glory sample] *We're going to skate to one song...one song only*
[Verse 1: T.I.] Aye man I don't know what been happening I guess y'all must have caught amnesia in my absence I ain't been gone that long, have I? Well, just for y'all reminder How about the crown meet the throne right here Let's get it
Call me T.I. -- no CPR, I'm killing shit Even in prison I'm still the shit Better recognize King in the building bitch Act like you know you serious, I (ball so hard) My ankle hurt, don't buy a car if I ain't the first In the country with a 1, 2, 3 bitch You watch me while I painted her, I (Ball so hard) They hate to see me on the stage Jay-Z, Kanye with me You know I (ball so hard), TIP is scary Merci beaucoup in Paris Parlez vous francais I say, Menage a trois today I say I (ball so hard), hard out the park Maybach chauffeured, I ain't got to park So Ross, so official dawg Them lame can't do nothing with you dawg She all on me, better get your broad Don't like that, blow your whistle dawg, I (ball so hard) No referee throw no flag, ain't no techs for me I keep them suckas upset with me, them racks back on deck you best believe that I
[Hook] Ball so hard mothafuckas want to fine me (That shit cray, that shit cray, that shit cray)
[Verse 2: Jay-Z] So I ball so hard mothafuckas want to fine me, first niggas got to find me What's 50 grand to a mothafucka like me, can you please remind me? (Ball so hard) This shit crazy, y'all don't know that don't shit phase me The Nets could go 0 for 82 and I look at you like this shit gravy (Ball so hard) This shit weird, we ain't even supposed to be here (Ball so hard) Since we here, it's only right that we'd be fair Psycho: I'm liable to go Michael, take your pick Jackson, Tyson, Jordan, Game 6 (Ball so hard) Got a broke clock, Rolleys that don't tick tock Audemars that's losing time, hidden behind all these big rocks (Ball so hard) I'm shocked too, I'm supposed to be locked up too If you escape what I've escaped, you'd be in Paris getting fucked up too (Ball so hard) Let’s get faded, Le Meurice for like 6 days Gold bottles, scold models, spillin’ Ace on my sick J’s (Ball so hard) Bitch behave, just might let you meet 'Ye Chi town's D. Rose, I’m moving the Nets to BK
[Hook] Ball so hard mothafuckas want to fine me (That shit cray, that shit cray, that shit cray)
[Verse 3: Kanye] She said, "'Ye can we get married at the mall?" I said, "Look, you need to crawl 'fore you ball Come and meet me in the bathroom stall And show me why you deserve to have it all" (Ball so hard) That shit cray, ain’t it Jay? What she order, fish filet? (Ball so hard) "Your whip so cold!" This old thing? Act like you’ll ever be around mothafuckas like this again Bougie girl, grab her hand, fuck that bitch she don’t wanna dance Excuse my French but I’m in France, I’m just sayin' Prince William ain’t do it right if you ask me Cause if I was him I would have married Kate and Ashley What’s Gucci, my nigga? What’s Louis, my killa? What’s drugs, my deala? What’s that jacket, Margiela? Doctors say I’m the illest, cause I’m suffering from realness Got my niggas in Paris and they going gorillas, huh!
[Interlude] I don't even know what that means (No one knows what it means, but it's provocative) No it's not, it's gross (Gets the people going!)
[Hook]
[Verse 4: Kanye] You are now watching the throne, don't let me get in my zone Don't let me get in my zone, don't let me get in my zone These other niggas is lyin, actin’ like the summer ain’t mine (I got that hot bitch in my home) You know how many hot bitches I own? Don't let me in my zone, don