I don't fuck very much My penis aches for the touch It's not how I imagined this, no I thought when I'll go to college I'll have sex every day It's like pre-coital stagnation
I can't go on this way What is the reason for my pain?
Ugliness, complexes, Lack of parents' consent Fear to catch a disease Lack of manly character traits
And I had a girlfriend For like maybe 2 weeks But then she dumped me Using the most trite cliches
She said, hey it's me, it's not you And I think that we should take a break There's too much shit Going on in my life
And I said, you don't have to Converse with me if you don't want to Don't worry about me I'll be fine, I promise
But I'm not, I'm not fine The same old reasons are Still weighing on my mind
Poverty, stupidity And a fear to knock her up And then to get my ass Kicked by her dad
But why lose sleep, why lose out? There's always pornsites to browse But that is something I quit doing yesterday Now I just sit in my room And play my shitty songs With my pre-coital stagnation