I love a little hamster up my rectum It makes me feel so bright and so gay What they do with their claws the way the do gnaw It makes me orgasm every day I love a little hamster up my rectum I freeze up to twenty every day They gnaw and the claw they paw and they paw It makes me go hip hip hip hip hooray I love a little hamster up my rectum But they always try to get out up my arse They try and they try and then they do die They always pick the wrong end of the shaft I love a little hamster up the rectum But they always try to get out the wrong way They try try then they do die Always try to exit the wrong way But now my rectum has been ruptured And in the pet shop I no longer pay I’m left to reminisce of my moments of bliss When with hamsters I had my evil ways I love a little hamster up the rectum I love a little hamster up the arse I love a little hamster up the anus It always makes me laugh I love a little hamster up the rectum I love a little hamster up the bum I love a little hamster up the bumhole Now that’s what I call fun fun fun fun …