You can Telex my accountant Call up Tele-Credit, too I know they sent a monthly statement But I never read it through You say you won't accept my Visa Or American Express And the computer is suspicious 'Cause I've got no fixed address Lady, that's a valid document Check out the way I'm dressed You know the way I'm feeling now I'd take a lie-detector test Paradise lost for capital gain Traded for a ticket on the gravy train I can amortize the cost with a minimum of pain But I need it for a write-off Can't take another night off You know I never carry change
I just Charge It Where do I sign? Charge It Show me the dotted line Charge It I don't have the time to waste Charge It Don't mess around Charge It I've got to get downtown 'Cause I promised to deliver To live up to the letter of the Lord, I'm in a state of grace
Well, I've enjoyed us doing business But I really must confess This pompous attitude just isn't calculated to impress There's a driver in my car outside Who's easily distressed Lady, when he's through with you He's gonna leave your face a mess Paradise lost for capital gain Traded for a ticket on the gravy train I can amortize the cost with a minimum of pain But I need it for a write-off Can't take another night off You know I never carry change
I just Charge It Where do I sign? Charge It Show me the dotted line Charge It I don't have the time to waste Charge It...