A weakling weighing 98 pounds Got sand in his face when kicked to the ground His girl split on him And soon in the gym The sweat from his pores As he worked for his cause Made him glisten and gleam And with massage and steam He was thin but quite clean He was in good shape
But the wrong shape
He ate nutritious High-Protein And swallowed raw eggs Tried to build up his shoulders, His chest, arms and legs Then a magazine advert with a new muscle plan (said)
In just seven days I can make you a man,
He'd done press ups and chin ups Clean and jerked. Done the Snatch Thought dynamic tension must be a catch So he re-read the advert to see how it ran