Frank: How d' you do I See youve met my Faithfull handyman He's just a Little brought down because When you knocked He thought you were the candyman.
Dont get strung out By the way I look. Dont judge a book by its cover. I'm not much of a man by the light of day, But by night Im one hell of a lover
I'm just a sweet transvestite From Transexual, Transylvania
Let me Show you around, maybe play you a sound. You look like you're both Pretty groovy. Or if you want something visual Thats not too abismal We can take in an old Steeve Reeves movie
Brad: (speaking) I'm glad we caugt you at home. Could we use your phone? We're both in sort of a hurry.
Janet: Right.
Brad: We'll just say where we are, Then go back to the car.
(Transylvainian: Plesure to meet you Dr. Furter)
Brad: We dont want to be any worry.
Frank: Well you got Caugt with a flat, well How about that! Well babies Dont you panic
By the light of the night It will all seem alright Ill get you a satanic Mechanic
I'm just a sweet transvestite From Transexual, Transylvania
Why dont you Stay for the night
Riff Raff: (whisper) Night!
Frank: Or maybe a bite
Columbia: (whisper) Bite!
Frank: I can show you my favorite Obsession I've been making a man With blond hair and a tan And he's good for relieving my Tension
I'm just a sweet transvestite From Transexual, Transylvania
Frank: (speaking) So Come up to the Lab And see whats on the slab I see you shiver with antici...pation But maybe the rain Isn't really to blame So 'Ill remove the cause But not The symptom!