I wouldn’t change places With anyone tonight We’ll carve pumpkin faces And watch the witches' flight Every human heart will shudder Every soul will shake with fear Tonight, the creepiest Tonight, the scariest Tonight, the most wonderful night Uh-oh, night
Anything can happen on Halloween Your dog could turn into a cat There may be a toad in your bass guitar Or your sister could turn into a bat
Christmas time brings the snow Summer time brings the sun But on Halloween your blood begins to run Somethin' spooky’s going down now
Anything can happen on Halloween It’s better than a video Gremlins going to mess up every cassette >From London to Idaho
April First can be fun New Year’s Eve is a bore But on Halloween your flesh begins to crawl Oh, I’m losing control
Anything can happen on Halloween Your toenails grow wrong and your hair turns green Your teacher could become a sardine Your dentist could turn into a queen
Has anybody seen my tambourine I may start playing 'Begin The Beguine' The craziest night you’ve ever seen This hairy, scary, creepy, crawling Halloween