Rubber neckers and a broke-down van Is what’s causing this traffic jam I got a middle finger in my hand, for someone Jimmy called from captain Jacks, he’s already got the pool balls racked Time’s a wasting and I wanna throw back some cold ones It’s way past my beer time, 2 for ones only 5 and 9 I’m already 3 behind, it’s way past my beer time
My back is sore and my brain is fried Bosses horse from chewing my hide To top it off I’m stuck behind some bald dude frosty mug ain’t get no colder Sweating down on a card board coaster I’ll take off down the shoulder if I have to It’s way past my beer time, 2 for ones only 5 and 9 I’m already 3 behind, it’s way past my beer time
The sun setting I’m a little closer, that clock ain’t ticking no slower Happy hour is gonna be over, before I even get there It’s way past my beer time, 2 for ones only 5 and 9 I’m already 3 behind, it’s way past my beer time Way past my beer time, it’s way past my beer time.