Show me the best that you got, and I'll show you one better Show me your reddest rose, and I'll show you one redder Tell me a dirty joke, and I'll laugh it off lightly If I tell you a dirty joke, you might not like me
Everyone gets to make one big mistake And if you're waitin' on me Well, I guess you're gonna have to wait
Ti-time-timing is everything if you've got nothin' but time (I got nothin' but time) And a lie don't mean nothin' if nobody knows when you're lying (lie when you lie) So lie when you do, lie when you don't Lie when you didn't, lie till you lie, lie, lie, lie They're wonderin' if anybody else is lying
Everyone gets to make one big mistake And if you're waitin' on me Well, I guess you're gonna have to wait 'Cause I'm savin' mine up for a very, very special day When I can fuck it all up in the most spectacular way
Everyone gets to make one big mistake And if you're waitin' on me Well, I guess you're gonna have to wait And wait, and wait, and wait, and wait, and wait
Everyone gets to make one big mistake (mistake, mistake, mistake, mistake, mistake, mistake, mistake, mistake) And if you're waitin' on me Well, I guess you're gonna have to wait (you're gonna have to wait) 'Cause I'm savin' mine up for a very, very special day (it doesn't even matter if it don't even matter) When I can fuck it all up in the most spectacular way
Show me the best that you got, and I'll show you one better Show me your reddest rose, and I'll show you one redder Tell me a dirty joke, and I'll laugh it off lightly