I gave up pamento cheese Domino's delivery Whiskey sours Apple pies Finger-lickin' chicken fried Are gastronomic history I used to like them scary shows But I gave 'em up a while ago Don't do no death-defyin' Rollercoster ridin' Now days I just take it slow Every since we started datin' I been compensating To keep from gettin' up To heaven any quicker 'Cause She's hard on the ticker Hard on the ticker The girl is such a hazard that she oughta have a sticker Sayin' hard on the ticker
Now, when she wiggles through my door My chin gets heavy hits the floor Silky hair, scarlet lips Swingin' double-jointed hips My blood begins to roar
And when she nibbles on me ear It's partly pleasure, partly fear Little dab is all it takes To get my heart a palpatatin' Feelin' like the end is near I oughta get a policy A double indemnity It'd make my beneficiary A whole lot richer 'Cause She's hard on the ticker Hard on the ticker The girl is such a hazard that she oughta have a sticker Sayin' hard on the ticker
That's my girl Yeah, she's hard on the ticker I oughta get a policy A double indemnity It'd make my benificiary A whole lot richer Oh, she's hard on the ticker She's hard on the ticker Hey, she's hard on the ticker.