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Let's shag with the stereo on
I don't care if it's Jon Bon Jovi
Let's ride on the merry-go-round
I'll be the car if you be the horsey

It doesn't matter if it's rock ‘n' roll or some Latino crooner
If there's music on I've noticed that the gear comes off sooner

Something in the way the music grooves
You're pulling all the fancy moves
You think you're some kind of Don Juan
Let's shag with the stereo on

Let's shag with the stereo on
I don't care if it's MC Hammer
Let's go at it Hammer and Tongs
You be the tongs and I'll be the hammer

Who cares if it's Elvis or Metallica or Sondheim or Tchaikovsky
A stereo is all you need to guarantee some trousers off-ski

Something in the way the music grooves
You're pulling all the fancy moves
You think you're some kind of Don Juan
Let's shag with the stereo on

Let's shag with the stereo on
I don't care if it's Bryan Ferry
Let's ride on the merry-go-round
You come around and I'll get merry
Let's shag until the dawn let's shag until we're gone
Let's have a little fun let's shag with the stereo on

If you are looking for some action
You know you gotta do it right
You betta listen up and take my advice
If you wanna get jiggy wi' it
You gotta flick on da switch
And z-zoom the volume
And get some tunes in da room
Because the stereo it hold a little magic
Like a mythological midget gonna gidget ya gadget
You will be pumpin' it up
You will be jumpin' it up
Jump the jolly green giant and the midget will match it

Like the story of how you were born-o
You know yo mumma was frigid and yo pappa was guano
But they had Barry White
On the wireless that night
They got the beow bucka beow like the bass in a porno.
And from dat moment on
They could do know wrong
No matter what the singer no matter what the song
Yo mumma was humma and yo pappa King Kong
An dey was shaggin wit da stereo on

Let's shag with the stereo on
I don't care if it's Pink or Britney
Let's ride on the merry-go-round
I'll be the car if you'll be the horsey
Let's shag until the dawn let's shag until we're gone
Let's have a little fun let's shag with the stereo on


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