Tim Minchin - Bears Don't Dig On Dancing (Ready For This?) | Текст песни

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• Bears Don't Dig On Dancing (Ready For This?)

Bears don't dig on dancin'
They just don't dig it.
Bears don't dig on dancin'

Horses don't mind being ridden
Dogs just love to do our biddin'
Mice find mazes quite relaxin'
Bubbles really cared for Michael Jackson
But bears don't dig on dancing

Budgies like to play with bells
Lassie lifted kids from wells
Elephants like shifting logs
Dissection is fun for frogs
But bears don't dig on dancing

Wee canaries mining coal
Ferrets bred to fit in holes
Dogs take blind folk into town
Kangaroos Jump Around.

Bears are surprisingly disinterested in dancing.

If you go into the woods today,
You'd better go in disguise.
If you go into the woods today,
Prepare for a big surprise.
Cos every bear that ever there was
Will gather there for certain because
Today's the day the bears are having a rave.

All around are grumpy bears
Sitting there on plastic chairs
Hanging out in sullen pairs
They just don't dig on dancin'

Bears just cannot keep the beat
Most of them have two left feet
They like fighting and eating meat,
And hibernating, lazy fuckers
They just don't dig on dancing

You can hire the best DJ
They won't boogie anyway
Bears all reckon dancing's gay.
Homophobic hairy fuckers
Just don't dig on dancin'.

Bears don't dig on dancin'
They just don't dig it.
Bears don't dig on dancin'

Dolphins like autistic kiddies
Cats are good for aging biddies
Pigeons fly to bring you letters
Sheep get shorn to make your sweaters.

Camels hump, donkeys haul
A seal can catch a rubber ball
I've seen monkeys wearing pants
But bears think they're too good to dance
Motherfuckers don't dig on dancing.