Tim Minchin - Con(text) (Live At The O2) | Текст песни

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• Con(text) (Live At The O2)

I don't like Jews.
Neither should you.
They're ethically and spiritually poor that's a fact.

I don't like Black people.
It's just not acceptable.
There should be some kind of law that is that.

And I get the shits with Inuits.
They get on my tits, the little bastards.

And women.
Just make me so mad.
Does that make me bad?
Am I bad? Is that bad?

And the fucking Italians,
I just cannot stand them.
They really inspire my rancour,
Cheating fucking Italian wankers.

And Lesbians and the bi-curious
Make me furious.
It's not their fault, I know, but still... Grr!

And fucking Christians, I just wanna punch them in their faces.
And i'm not comfortable with Muslims on the tube.
And I can't stand publicly breastfeeding mothers.
And I hate gays who talk camply.
And the fucking Chinese make me angry.

I hate the rich,
I hate the poor,
I hate bitches,
I hate whores.

I hate Africans,
I hate Japanese,
I hate disabled,
I hate Burmese.

Yeah, I don't care about your colour or your creed.
I will judge you for no reason.

Is that the end of it? Ohh... Sorry, I had..
I had half the lyrics covered up. I didn't.. Ohh..
Um, Jules. Do you mind? I think we should do it again.
Can we do it again? I think we probably should.. I might, I might..
I think if we don't do it again I might run the risk of being misconstrued,
because it's not even called "Cont" it's called "Context"!

I don't like Jews who make and distribute Kiddie Porn.
Neither should you.
They're ethically and spiritually poor that's a fact.

I don't like Black people who risk billions of other people's money gambling on future derivatives.
It's just not acceptable.
There should be some kind of law that is that.

And I get the shits with Inuits who find out what job I do and tell me a racist joke or two.
They get on my tits, the little bastards.

And women who judge other women for not holding the same views as them visa-vi career and mothering.
Just make me so mad. Does that make me bad?
Am I bad? Is that bad?

And the fucking Italians,
I just cannot stand them when they take a dive in the penalty box denying Australia it's World Cup spot.
They really inspire my rancour, cheating, fucking Italian wankers.

And Lesbians and the bi-curious make me furious
When their pride parade blocked the traffic flow
When my baby had asthma and had to go to the hospital.
It's not their fault, I know, but still... Grr!

And fucking Christians who lean on their horn when my wife is being cautious at an intersection,
I just wanna punch them in their faces, although my anger is fleeting.
I understand their frustration; she's a little too hesitant!

And i'm not comfortable with Muslims on the tube who look over my shoulder when i'm reading.
And I can't stand publicly breastfeeding mothers who smoke cigarettes when they're feeding.
And I hate gays who talk camply during the final act of King Lear.
And the fucking Chinese make me angry when they make sham erection potions out of the horns of endangered Rhinoceros.

I hate the rich who use their wealth as an excuse for bigotry,
I hate the poor who use their poverty as an excuse for bigotry,
I hate bitches who get Rabies then try to bite babies,
I hate whores who won't accept Visa.

I hate Africans racists,
I hate Japanese homophobes,
I hate those disabled rapists,
I hate Burmese Cats.

Yeah, I don't care about your colour or your creed.
I will judge you for no reason, BUT YOUR DEEDS!