Will always be A rock 'n' roll nerd He'll keep writing songs the world will never hear And though they won't be heard He'll just keep writing Oh yeah
But you see the problem is He always dreamed of being a star But he learned piano instead of guitar Which in the 90s didn't get you very far So while all the other kids were learning Stairway He was the piano to their forte But he was convinced one day That he would rock their fucking asses Be an icon for the disenfranchised masses And grow his hair long And rebel against the state But just for now that'd have to wait Cause he's running late for his morning classes
And he will always be A rock 'n' roll nerd He'll keep playing gigs that no one knows about And though it sounds absurd He'll just keep playing Oh yeah
But you see the problem is There's not much depth in what he's singing He's a victim of his upper middle class