Tim Westwood TV Eminem Freestyle Complete - еАААА+)))))) | Текст песни

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• Tim Westwood TV Eminem Freestyle Complete
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[Eminem:]
Yo blast me off, Tim!*
Blast me off, son!
Blastin' off right now, son!

I wasn't born mean, I was pushed to treachery*
I walk the streets lookin' for some puss to fetch me
I'm like a veggie, brain is turned to mush I'm edgy
Edgy enough to give Reggie Bush a wedgie
If he dont give me KIM, things could get messie
So pass that ass to me let me squish the left cheek
And press against the right one till its smushed against me
And leave a dead body in the woods to MC with the Christopher Reeves beef
We started out on the wrong foot, or should I say fake leg made out of wood
I shouldn't, yes I should
Riding through the hood, I'm chillin' with Westwood
I'm quite mellow, a white fellow
My pee is bright yellow, I like Jello, I'm like hello
To a cute little dyke on the mic I'm kinda like...

Me and Westwood blastin' off, jackin' off
In a pair of acid washed bumpin' Asher Roth
Cruisin' grassy 'till I damn near crash the car
Tryna smash 'em off in the dash, hit the overpass, went off
Over the bridge into oncoming traffic
Cause a massive forty two car pile-up, not a scratch at all
Hopped up holdin' a axe and saw
Jason mask is off when my face is plastered in tobasco sauce
Spittin' flames, kickin' fire out ur ass you little -
You can pass it on, I'm battery acid dog
You don't wanna get my ass ticked off
I'm harder than playing basketball when I'm going through crack withdrawal
Dick so big it's like elastic, I tie it in a knot and it looks like Mr. Fantastic
Crossed the path of Plastic man with a drastic force...Put my penis on classic sports

Once again it's the sinister cynical minister Shady
Kryptonite to Superman he's a dentist to Amy
Administer of the pain
Just finished huffin the paint and muffler the fumes
Like it was nothin because it ain't
Anything in his his way
His enemies he just slays
His venom he sprays
Reaches like beams of energy rays
Menecing stance
He glares making the hairs all on the back of your neck stand
Like Dracula yep
Spectacular rep he's a tarantula
Gargantuan yeah Angela
So I command you to start dancin
Part Manson part Hannibal
Part mechanical shark throwin
Animal parts at Scarlett Johannson
Enter my gas chamber
Ya gangster? my ass
He's got his fangs to your neck
He's set to strangle your ass hater
Your facin a task greater
He's chasin your ass
He's got his face in a mask
Your blood stains on his glass table

I'm checking the exposure
of photos of me exposing
Myself locked inside of a cozy hotel posing
With or without clothing
Next to the decomposing
Bodies eroding while I'm dosing off
Overdosing
Windows opening shutting
Doors opening closing
I think there's a ghost
Too much hydrocodone and codeine
I was only supposed to swallow half
I took the whole thing
I'm not joking
I think I just snorted my nosering
I need a drink I'm standing over the sink hosing
Myself self loathing cause I'm on the brink closely
I don't wanna think
These'll make everything rosy
Beverly sings Scream while I'm severing Three toesies
Totally frozen while I close in
I'm yodeling Rosyyyyyy won't you come out to play
No sense wasting time
Cutting and pasting headlines in the papers
Making shrines of my crimes and capers
My word's a whirlwind
I murdered my girlfriends
Go to Europe and put neruphins in my syrup
And stirred them
You've never heard them, like this
So don't encourage him
The neurosurgen coke mirrors and lyrics worsen
The kind of person to get Katie Curic to curse and
Eighty spirits of ladies cause Shady murdered the virgins
Crazy turn of events the day he emerged
Took over the world, and reeled in all the children
Lured em into the building and killed em
Buried them in the moat and mildew
And he will do what he feels
And still can spin drawin the gold like Rumplestiltskin
Cotton and silk, Motrin and Tylenol three pills
The Real Slim Shady's entered the buildin
There's nothin but crumpled leaves and tumbleweeds up in this bitch, Mildred
He's ill with it he still shouldn't be healed
There's no one as sick as he
Emcees'll get fricasseed on the grill then