[Eminem:] Yo blast me off, Tim!* Blast me off, son! Blastin' off right now, son!
I wasn't born mean, I was pushed to treachery* I walk the streets lookin' for some puss to fetch me I'm like a veggie, brain is turned to mush I'm edgy Edgy enough to give Reggie Bush a wedgie If he dont give me KIM, things could get messie So pass that ass to me let me squish the left cheek And press against the right one till its smushed against me And leave a dead body in the woods to MC with the Christopher Reeves beef We started out on the wrong foot, or should I say fake leg made out of wood I shouldn't, yes I should Riding through the hood, I'm chillin' with Westwood I'm quite mellow, a white fellow My pee is bright yellow, I like Jello, I'm like hello To a cute little dyke on the mic I'm kinda like...
Me and Westwood blastin' off, jackin' off In a pair of acid washed bumpin' Asher Roth Cruisin' grassy 'till I damn near crash the car Tryna smash 'em off in the dash, hit the overpass, went off Over the bridge into oncoming traffic Cause a massive forty two car pile-up, not a scratch at all Hopped up holdin' a axe and saw Jason mask is off when my face is plastered in tobasco sauce Spittin' flames, kickin' fire out ur ass you little - You can pass it on, I'm battery acid dog You don't wanna get my ass ticked off I'm harder than playing basketball when I'm going through crack withdrawal Dick so big it's like elastic, I tie it in a knot and it looks like Mr. Fantastic Crossed the path of Plastic man with a drastic force...Put my penis on classic sports
Once again it's the sinister cynical minister Shady Kryptonite to Superman he's a dentist to Amy Administer of the pain Just finished huffin the paint and muffler the fumes Like it was nothin because it ain't Anything in his his way His enemies he just slays His venom he sprays Reaches like beams of energy rays Menecing stance He glares making the hairs all on the back of your neck stand Like Dracula yep Spectacular rep he's a tarantula Gargantuan yeah Angela So I command you to start dancin Part Manson part Hannibal Part mechanical shark throwin Animal parts at Scarlett Johannson Enter my gas chamber Ya gangster? my ass He's got his fangs to your neck He's set to strangle your ass hater Your facin a task greater He's chasin your ass He's got his face in a mask Your blood stains on his glass table
I'm checking the exposure of photos of me exposing Myself locked inside of a cozy hotel posing With or without clothing Next to the decomposing Bodies eroding while I'm dosing off Overdosing Windows opening shutting Doors opening closing I think there's a ghost Too much hydrocodone and codeine I was only supposed to swallow half I took the whole thing I'm not joking I think I just snorted my nosering I need a drink I'm standing over the sink hosing Myself self loathing cause I'm on the brink closely I don't wanna think These'll make everything rosy Beverly sings Scream while I'm severing Three toesies Totally frozen while I close in I'm yodeling Rosyyyyyy won't you come out to play No sense wasting time Cutting and pasting headlines in the papers Making shrines of my crimes and capers My word's a whirlwind I murdered my girlfriends Go to Europe and put neruphins in my syrup And stirred them You've never heard them, like this So don't encourage him The neurosurgen coke mirrors and lyrics worsen The kind of person to get Katie Curic to curse and Eighty spirits of ladies cause Shady murdered the virgins Crazy turn of events the day he emerged Took over the world, and reeled in all the children Lured em into the building and killed em Buried them in the moat and mildew And he will do what he feels And still can spin drawin the gold like Rumplestiltskin Cotton and silk, Motrin and Tylenol three pills The Real Slim Shady's entered the buildin There's nothin but crumpled leaves and tumbleweeds up in this bitch, Mildred He's ill with it he still shouldn't be healed There's no one as sick as he Emcees'll get fricasseed on the grill then