Betty's in a wet T-shirt, feeling foolish and vain Looking like some housecat that got caught out in the rain Staring into the mirror at this less-than-pretty picture Feeling ten years older now, and fifty bucks richer
Life is hard, can't buy happiness no matter what you do Can't get to heaven on roller skates -- can't take a taxi cab to Timbuktu
Paul was a poor little rich boy -- he never had to cry Whenever he complained of aches and pains the doctors would drop by image: http://static.urx.io/units/web/urx-unit-loader.gif
Now he goes to parties with the prettiest girls in town They get paid five hundred dollars just to kick him when he's down
After he stiffed a waitress, and ran out on his tab Big Mac had a heart attack in the back of a Yellow Cab By the time the sound of the siren said the ambulance was coming His heart had stopped beating, but the meter was still running