Greetings, Time Lords, travelers of the universe here's a beacon that you should attend one of your kind calling out in great distress who would not be quick to save a friend?
Just slip right down to the outside of the universe tumble on through a rift in time and space follow the signal, that's a chap and there's a girl be assured you haven't time to waste
And if you find a way to break your way through layers of reality you just might see a planet glowing warm and friendly green
Welcome, traveler! Meet our home, his name is House watch your toes and never mind the smell leave your ship unsupervised as you explore know you're blessed to stand upon his shell
And as you make your way around you start to realize the truth the cries for help you heard were only little boxes on a shelf
So sad we had to fool you but you'll find that House he does provide with enough parts, the right repairs you can stay here for years and years...