You don't know anything about Ukraine To get here it takes a long way, Foreigners don't have a regard And they think Ukraine is Russian's part. We don't have highways - only bad roads, Our country has so much worths, Cause We often eat varenyky and salo, And it's normally to show our swallow.
Ukrainian streets are full of dirt, It's a pity, our people like to blurt, But Ukraine has a lot of pretty girls, This fact is known all over the world. Ukrainians like drink horilka, After that they're going to drive cars, All headlines are about stealing gas, yes! This is one thing which we do the best.
We're from Ukraine and we're living here, Our life is good, people like to cheer, And it's true, our country is very nice, Welcome to Ukraine, a post-soviet paradise.