Let me inject a little knowledge in And tell the people out there how I got my collagen It took a while, yeah, to get through this But I love this college shit like Gaga loves Judas From the minute that I showed up I kept the drinks flowin and the rest rolled up Now I am sittin here wishin time had slowed up Cause it seems this Rugrat is finally All Grow'd Up
No Way
I had only just arrived Time to figure out how ima turn these four years into five Huntin for biddies, yeah you know I mack around Never thinkin for a second that I'd rock a cap and gown, yeah Cause this journey is something I ain't never planned I'll be killin hooks I am never leavin Neverland Wave goodbye to all the ladies that I left here Shit I'm short a class? Fuck it, see ya next year-
(Chorus) So instead of growin up, we just throw down And I never knew how much I would miss this town Like, never never grow, never never never grow Never never grow up And I don't know where, I can't say when But I know it won't be long til we at it again singin, never never grow, never never never grow I'll never never grow up, not me
[enter Loggy]
Bell rings Get yo degrees is what that means But what the hell man I thought that it was summertime I'm seein people jump in line Signing up for classes while I'm asking for another lime Cause my Corona's gettin lonely And I'm just hangin loose, no job interviews Cause I spend my afternoons skinny dipping in the fountain of youth, cmon
And I keep hearin are you ready for the real life? Audition for the Real World that'd be real nice Tellin it tellin it, even when I'm always spellin it Ain't no J-O-B for me they got me yellin it I'm sorry, I'm not enjoyin the majority Yeah, cause stayin young is meaning more to me Knew so many girls I could've started a sorority But Ima go explorin cause this college shit is boring me!
(Chorus)
[enter Mike Stud]
Look, backwards hat went to class when I had to Walked in and they're like, "Who the fuck is that dude?" Lame-ass teachers always tried to give me hassle Cause they didn't get play in college like Matt Cassel Look at me teach, I'm gettin the last laugh Got the diploma and I'm takin over frat rap yeah, But really though, the weekends only got better Couldn't wait for Friday, hey Rebecca
Athletics were dope, but I wanted fun too So I was the drunk dude, sittin in the lunch room Drinkin coke, with just a couple of shots in it Tryin not to be obvious, but was the opposite Fuck it though, I guess I never want to leave Ferris Bueller, I got something clever up my sleeve I said peace to Duke and then became a rapper Hit up Georgetown, to cop a fuckin Master's
(Chorus)
Show em how we do this shit scotched up No I'm never growin up