i never had sex inside a church and never had to pray on sundays never gave minties to the poor and when i'm six foot under some day i'll be feeling rotton worms eat from the outside in should i take the wager maybe faking it will get me in but faking it has always been a sin
and if you're gonna be a cynic bear and grin it cos you'll never have the drugs these cats are taking if you wanna learn more from the strangers at the door then i hope they are scones you're baking if you're only the beginnings of a sinner tell me who is gonna teach you to keep your eyes dilated if you're trying to go to hell girl you're doing pretty well if you count all the times you masterbated
i know it's a breeze to just believe and dress him up the way you like him personally i think he plays the drums and goes about in purple lycra with burgundy leg-warmers fashion never worried him there's another option maybe disco threads will get you in but disco threads have always been a sin
far be it from me to ask you questions you can't answer but tell me why you have to be an arsehole all the time and far be it from me to throw a spanner at my maker i'll just sit back and drink your bloody wine and leave you to things existential
i never had sex inside a church but i love the thought of nuns in g-strings and i never touched my neighbour's wife but i spilled my share of sacred seedlings i would be a psycho if i tried to keep my seedlings in i've not got a hope in hell if wasting sperm stops you getting in but who the hell made wasting sperm a sin?