might be a rock star, but I'll never be a critic. I might like porno's, but Baywatch is fucking sick! I might have screwed your sister, but I'll never screw your mom. I might have gone to Uni, but at least I know I'm dumb.
I might hide my small penis, but at least not by owning a gun; I might not be homosexual, but I've slept with a guy who's one. I might agree with Jesus, but I got no religious belief; At least I clean the drops up when I piss on the toilet seat.
I might be a cunt. I might be a cunt, But I'm not a fucking cunt.
I might barrack for Port Power, but never for the Crows I might watch A Current Affair, but Frontline also. I might like Tarantino, but sometime's you've got to wonder I mightn't tell the truth all the time - hey, what's your Mum's number?
I might be a cunt. I might be a cunt, But I'm not a fucking cunt. But I'm not a fucking cunt. But I'm not a fucking cunt.