Oh, can you see that girl's immaculate shoulder? Do you wanna get your name on her folder? Hope may spring eternal, but you should not let it Hear the unspoken words; if you're ugly, forget it
Oh, can you see that guy? No wonder you hate him He's captain of the footy, you of the debating You have the rest of your life, with which to regret it Obey the unstated rule; if you're ugly, forget it
The worst bands are most popular Arseholes make the most money Insecure twats are famous Lunatics embrace religion Incompetent people, incompetent people are the loudest
Woohoo!
Still one place left for the desperate try-hard; Become an artist and join the avant garde But even in the ghettos, you're likely to get it; That unbroken code; if you're ugly, forget it
And so to suicide you're eventually driven You'll ask St.Peter "Can I get to Heaven?" He'll point to your tombstone. The sentence; you've read it Read the unwritten law; if you're ugly, forget it
Stands on principle are at least genuine Government funding means people don't like it Well read people don't known anything The avant garde are deeply conservative Saving the world is a waste of resources Throw out what's useful and recycle your garbage Nothing happens to ambulance subscribers
Round the world, round the world, if you're ugly, forget it Round the world, round the world, if you're ugly, forget it
Round the world, round the world, if you're ugly, forget it Hope may spring eternal, but you should not let it Round the world, round the world, if you're ugly, forget it You have the rest of your life with which to regret it Round the world, round the world, if you're ugly, forget it Even in the ghettos, you're likely to get it Round the world, round the world, if you're ugly, forget it Look at your tombstone. The sentence; you've read it