Howdy champ you been picking the daisys? Feeling sort of morally lazy? Ready to go mother-truckin' crazy? Hi! I'm Martin Scorsese
Martin, Martin (x3), yeah
Why don't we go catch a movie? Something lighthearted and woozy About the killing of teenage floozie Or beating someone black and bluesy
Martin, Martin (x3), yeah
Owww...
See I got this mate called Robbie De Niro I like him a lot, he's a goddamn hero Stop 'round here for a drink of beero You might be happy now, but you'll be feeling like zero
Martin, Martin (x4)
Just when I feel my happiness startin' I keep on bumpin' into this guy called Martin (x2) Martin (x4)
Machines Against The Rage Version
Howdy champ you've been picking the daisys Feeling sort of morally lazy Ready to go mother-truckin' crazy Hi, I'm Martin Scorsese
Martin, Martin Martin, Martin..woah Martin, Martin..yeah Martin, Martin
Why don't we go catch a movie Something lighthearted & woozy About the killing of teenage floozie Or beating someone black and bluesy
Martin, Martin Martin, Martin..yeah Martin, Martin..yeah Martin, Martin
See I got this mate called Robbie DeNiro I like him a lot, he's a goddamn hero Stop 'round here for a drink of beero You might be happy now but you could be sitting up hereo
Martin, Martin..woah! Martin, Martin Martin, Martin Martin, Martin
Just when I feel my happiness starting, you know? I keep on bumpin' into Martin, you know?
Just when I feel like a bit of a rest It's like, this TISM shit
Martin Martin Oh, I'm so jaded Martin It's hard being a rock star Martin