[Chorus] Oh where, oh where is my trust fund? Why can't I get ahead? 'Cause I have to work My daddy's such a jerk For not giving me all his cash
[Verse 1] There's something I can't get off my mind This happens to me every time I get high I want to know what it's like to be a regular guy With a brother and a sister and mom And a father and we all get along And we pick money off our family tree And spend it all happily [Chorus] Where oh where is my trust fund? Why can't I get ahead? 'Cause I have to work My daddy's such a jerk For not giving me all his cash
[Verse 2] There's something I try hard to forget It fills my little heart with regret I can't lie It's when I tried to pretend that I was a good friend But I always seem to fuck it all up When there's no more whiskey left in my cup I guess I'll stop and I'll think And pour myself a new drink
[Chorus] Where oh where is my trust fund? Why can't I get ahead? 'Cause I have to work My daddy's such a jerk For not giving me all his cash