Rain started falling from the sky, Hail the size of a baseball, Hitting the ground one by one Out popped a little girl Son of a gun!
The town gathered round the miracleness Bringing her food and wonderful gifts She can heal, She's a saint, She's an angel of peace Sent to save our world, yes indeed
She was hungry, Little Sally
She ate and she ate and she ate and she ate Everything in sight, especially the cake She grew, she grew, she grew and she grew In all of six days, she wore a size eleven shoe
She was hungry, Hungry Sally Yeah, she was hungry, Little Sally
They lined up, baby, to pay the price To watch her eat 20 bucks worth of rice The Christians, the Jews and the Buddhists, too The government wanted a little more proof
She was hungry, Hungry Sally She was hungry, Hungry Sally
Well, she grew and she grew into a big giant girl She ate so much she had to hurl She spewed all over the town and flowers grew She vomited on everybody, that's just the way she was But no one cared, they thought it was a sign That they were saved. A miracle, a real miracle
Hordes of people came from everywhere Lots of money was in the air The news and the town wanted a show It really got bad, it was out of control
She was hungry, Hungry Sally She was hungry, Hungry Sally Yeah, she was hungry, Hungry Sally Yeah, she was hungry, Hungry Sally
It didn't really matter what they saw They made up their minds she was from God There was fighting and killing over the saint She never said a word, she just sat there and ate
She was hungry, Hungry Sally Yeah, she was hungry, Hungry Sally Oh, she was hungry, Hungry Sally
On that sunday she finally stood up Everyone took it as a sign of luck She ate everything, even the wood She started eyeing people like they were food
Everyone started running for the hills She bit off their heads, just for the thrills Some people thought they would be saved So they lined up to feed the big ol' babe
Hungry Sally Hungry Sally Hungry Sally
Finally, they called the marines They shot her down with their M16s
The moral of the story is: Even saints have to eat