I'm with my friends having a sleepover at mine Mum said lights off but they're still on at half nine There's nothing-gay bout doing nails and doing hair Nor nothing-gay bout three boys playing truth or dare
That's when my brush vibrated right between my legs To my surprise it was my phone instead Dru makes an interception Grabs my phone out my hand Hello you've reached The Midnight Beast You're ruining our plans
B-DOUBLE-O-T-Y It's three over average girls Calling three under average guys We're fucked up and we're ready to play We wanna do things we'll regret the next day HEY
NO! I wanna play cluedo with my bro's NO! I wanna paint rainbows on my toes NO! I don't wanna Ho I want a comforting look When Noah kisses Allie in The Notebook
BOOTY, BOOTY It's just a booty call BOOTY, BOOTY Even if you're boo-tee-full HEY, HEY It's just a booty call HEY, HEY
Now my phones on silent They still call on private number I can't believe this desperation to disturb my slumber Party, I'm in my dressing gownie While Ashley's making brownies Dru is in the background-playing twister on his own
HELL YEAH We're wearing our Jim-Jams HELL YEAH We're playing a flute HELL YEAH We're showing our sizes The fucking surprise is That yours hasn't grown... and then I hear my phone
B-DOUBLE-O-T-Y It's three over average girls Calling three under average guys We're fucked up and we're ready to play We wanna do things we'll regret the next day HEY
B-DOUBLE-O-T-Y It's three over confident Stereotypical cheerleader types We're fucked up and we wanna have fun You could be the boys we regret when we're done
NO! I wanna play sleeping lions NO! I'm busy defending Zion NO! There's no point in calling cuz I'll never respond The boys and me are getting tips from legally blonde
CHORUS
I'm not a booty call; I'm just a normal Boy I want to stay at home and play with all my toys
We are three boys Not looking for three girls My ring tones like a missile Bringing war to my world
Cheese strings, party rings Are my favorite things? Marshmallow with hot chocolate Bitch we're living like kings
NO! I wanna have cheese pepperoni NO! I wanna play my little pony NO! I don't wanna Ho I want a chocolate fountain Whilst we snuggle up to watch Brokeback Mountain