LYRICS: I always dreamt of BMX. Ha! Got no more time for dreaming. My Ex-Wife resisted bringing our 9 year old son Timmy
(No dad, I don't - I don't wanna go. I really don't. Shut up son)
We don't need a car (Dad - that's a cliff!) I'll just hold, the space bar (Um, Dad you're going too fast - argh!) Respawn at the start, Didn't get very far (We never do dad. Shut up son!)
I ride a bike with my son, We always have so much fun (no we don't) Unless there's mines on the ground (Dad, landmine!) Then things are gonna get bloody (oh no!)
I ride a bike with my son, Sometimes we do bottle runs, (Nooo!) Sometimes we dodge harpoon guns (Aaah!) Sometimes I get to launch Timmy (what? nooo!) Sometimes I get to launch Timmy (nooo!) For Tim's perspective, just press C (nooo!) I think it's time to get bloody I think it's time to get bloody (oh no!)
(Dad stop - I can't stop - give up Dad - I don't know how - it's just not fun anymore Dad. Ah, so you admit it was fun once? - Gah!)
It's hard to keep on living (argh, oh God) This course is unforgiving. (Gargh - oh no Dad!) I doubt that will be healing (Dad, you should go to the hospital - I don't have insurance) Son, keep the handles steady
(Dad, what are you doing?) (Winning son, Charlie Sheen - oh God)
We've come too far To give up on this course (I disagree - argh!) I don't need my arms That's what my son is for (No dad, slow down! - Wooooo!)
We're riding towards a big jump We fly in front of the sun, 's about time we finally won. Think we have earned a victory.
(Yesss we did it! - Yay - Oh yesss! Wanna go again? - Nooo! You know what I'm gonna do, I'm gonna put on my victory helmet. You look like a robot!)
Robotic dance of victory Robotic dance of vic- Robotic dance of victory Robotic dance of vic-
Robotic dance of victory Robotic dance of victory Robotic dance of victory Robotic dance of victory
I'm irresponsible mom Thought I should be in this song He rides a bike with our son Don't wanna fight for custody
I'm kinda glad when he's gone I got two kids of my own And killing us would be wrong Unless it happens out of frame (Aargh!) Good one son!