Tobuscus - Shortcuts | Текст песни

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• Tobuscus
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I need some shortcuts so I can be the very best employee of all
I need some shortcuts so I can never gain office software with blazing speed
A storm is a brewin a product of achieve,
Inside of cubicle assigned to me
The task at hand fall one by one
Victim to the weapons of mass production
Ouh, ouh, production, ah, ah

I need some shortcuts so I can be the very best employee of all
I need some shortcuts so I can take this company to the next Lab Four
I scale the corporate ladder far in the lead,
Making up to the top, kicking down to the streets
Then down from the clouds ascends upper management,
Sparing no expense at making an entrance.
They safely land on the corporate building roof
And then assume position for the final interview (upper management)
Opens a binder with silver rings of three,
Then out came a question somewhat suddenly

And I answered their question, they questioned my answer,
I questioned their question, they questioned my question.
I sat there for seems like forever just questioning answers and answering questions
Then finally I just cut to the chase and ask them about my promotion

And they answered the question, I questioned their answer
They answered my question, they answered my answer
And apparently no one can be so productive
Nothing else need to be produced (damn it)
I'll keep that in mind at my next job
Where my output will be greatly reduced