Tobuscus - SHORTCUTS Song (Animated Music Video) - YouTube | Текст песни

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• SHORTCUTS Song (Animated Music Video) - YouTube

I need some shortcuts
so i can be the
very best employee of all
I need some shortcuts
so i navigate office software
With lightning speed

A storm is brewing
productivity
inside of a cubicle
assigned to me
the task at hand
fall one by one
victim to the weapons
of mass production

Ooh, ooh, Production! Ah! Ah!

I need some shortcuts
so i can be the
very best employee of all
I need some shortcuts
so i can take this
company to the next level

I scale the corporate ladder
far in the lead
making up to the top
kicking down to the street

Then down from the clouds
descends upper management
sparing no expense of making an entrance
They safely land
on the corporate building roof
and then assume positions
for the final interview

- UPPER MANAGEMENT! -
Opens a binder of
silver rings of three
then out came a question
somewhat suddenly

So I answer the question
they question my answer
I question their question
they question my question.

I sat there for seems like forever
just questioning answers
and answering questions
Then finally I
just cut to the chase
and asked them about my promotion.

And they answer the question
I question their answer
they question my question
they answer my answer

Apparently one can be so productive
Nothing else needs be produced - DANG IT -
I'll keep that in mind for my next job
Where my output will be greatly reduced.