Tobuscus - Trapped in a Hot Pockets Commercial | Текст песни

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• Tobuscus
• Trapped in a Hot Pockets Commercial

1PM. He's still in bed.
Hearing singing in his head.
Look at clock. He's late
for a job he'll lose soon at this rate.
Trip on the sheet, hit the floor, start crawling.
Look at the phone, your boss is calling.

Go to the kitchen look for snacks in the cabinet.
But there's just plates.
That's where he keeps his plates. He knows that.
Open the freezer to get some snackages.
2 Hot Pocket sandwich packages.

There's a force field on the freezer 'til he reads the label.
Then he can grab the box and go to the table.
There's always time for reading when it leads to eating.
SING IT! SING!
Limited Edition Cuban Style and Spicy Beef Nacho!

Phone rings, your boss is calling.
Decline boss and sing ingredients.
Roasted Pork, Hickory Ham,
Mm, mm! Pickles, Swiss cheese
I am at a loss of words.
I never heard of béchamel sauce, but I'm sure it's great.

It is great! I figured.
Now sing what's in the Spicy Beef one,
and sound like me this time.

Spicy beef and the cheese of the nacho
sauce and a touch of the jalapeño.
I've already cooked one, it's okay you're welcome!
Eat it now!

Limited Edition soon you'll be wishing
they'd be here forever.
Now sing about the flavor. Now

The beef is beefy, the spice is spicy,
The jalapeño compliments the onions nicely!
Now sing about the other one.
Cuban Style makes me smile.
too bad it'll be gone in a while.
I'm going to the store to hoard up a pile.