Oh yeah, In a [?] I was running behind I had a load on my trailer and a lot on my mind And I was rocking, rolling cross the USA I got stoned this morning but I haven’t had a drink all day
Pulled into Arizona about a hundred [?] When a smokey bear shot me with his radar gun He said ‘you’re drunk son’ Yeah there ain’t no way I got stoned this morning but I haven’t had a drink all day
This gal pal I found didn’t bother a soul Gave a pretty girl a ride to a watering hole And she thanked me And I pulled her off the interstate She said ‘I got stoned this morning but I haven’t had a drink all day’
[?] Amarillo like a wild west wind Stopped in Oklahoma City just to see an old friend What’s up cous’, he said ‘I’m OK’ yeah I got stoned this morning but I haven’t had a drink all day Let’s drive
Got home to Little Rock about 3am My baby met me at the door with a bottle in her hand ‘Good to see my man, let’s celebrate’ yeah I got stoned this morning but I haven’t had a drink all day I got stoned this morning but I haven’t had a drink all day Said I got drunk this morning but I haven’t been stoned all day yeah