I heard Davey Crockett had a pint in his pocket, Good whiskey at the Alamo Now that Pancho Villia had a jug of Tequila when he walked the streets of old Mexico While Blackbeard was fleecing around the hurricane season, he didn’t quit because of a girl Yeah, rum is the reason pirates never ruled the world
While Russia was brawling, I bet that Old Stalin was calling for a vodka martina While the world waited in fear, Old Hitler drank beer from a stein, eating sauerkraut and weenies Yeah, down through the ages, they couldn’t drink their diamonds and pearls No, rum is the reason pirates never ruled the world
I ain’t getting much done but I’m having fun sailing on the deep blue sea My whole body goes numb from a bottle of dark rum and the sun sinking down on me My catch of the day is a tall Cuba Libra chased down with a 12 oz curl Yeah, rum is the reason pirates never ruled the world
I ain’t getting much done but I’m having fun sailing on the deep blue sea My whole body goes numb from a bottle of dark rum and the sun sinking down on me My catch of the day is a tall Cuba Libra chased down with a 12 oz curl Yeah, rum is the reason I guess... Hey, rum is the reason pirates never ruled the world