My buddy said his girlfriend is as pretty as can be He said help a brother out tonight and come double date with me She's gotta a baby sister and they're headed into town They're lookin' for a good time They're fun to be around
I said what do she look like? He scratched his head and stated "She was a home comin' football queen before she graduated. We'll wine and dine and do 'em fine and really double date 'em Then take 'em back to the motel six and Try to seperate 'em.
They showed up in a pick up They were right on time His was kinda heafty But not half as big as mine
(Chores) I'm runnin' block Turn the lights down low Runnin' block Don't want know one to know That I tried to drink her skinny but she's still about 215 Sometimes you got to bow up And take one for the team
She cleaned her plate at dinner Then she ate what's left of mine Then she wolfed down a big cheesecake as I drank all the wine She strolled out to the padio for an after dinner cig I said "Bro you done 'er this time and gonna owe me big
You know why? 'Cuz my brother's havin' a party Thought you outta know He's got coeds swimmin naked Reason I can’t go
(Chores) Now bow up boys
When we got back 2 the motel, I kicked up my feet, and she put me in a head lock and says snuggle up with me My buddy finished early, when he walked through the door I was laying there half naked she had me pinned down 2 the floor Son I can’t believe u caught me, this big old jelly roll You laugh at me tomorrow You can’t ever tell a sole