I always heard that his herb was top shelf I just could not wait to find out for myself Don't knock it until you tried it Well I tried it my friend And I'll never smoke weed with Willie again
I learned a hard lesson in a small Texas town He fired up a fat boy and he passed him around The last words I spoke before they tucked me in "I'll never smoke weed with Willie again."
Chorus I'll never smoke weed with Willie again My party's all over before it began You can pour me some ol' Whiskey River my friend But I'll never smoke weed with Willie again
I hopped on his old bus at Honeysuckle Road The party was Vegas it was after the show Alone in the front lounge, just me and him With one parting puff, Grim Creeper set in
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Now we're passing the guitar, telling good jokes And no one's a coming 'cause I'm smelling smoke No I don't partake I just let it pass by With a smile on my face, and a great contact high
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In the fetal position with drool on my chin I messed up and smoked weed with Willie again