DAVE: OH MY GOD... john... THE BABY... IS A BABY.... IS A BABY John: dave you're losing your water break, we cant go to the hospital now DAVE: YOUR RIGHT HTERES NO TIME DAVE: WE MUST GO TO MOUNT PROSPIT DAVE: where i myself was born JOHN: you were born in a lab dave and im your lab daddy DAVE: ok shut up, dad, because your my baby now and youre the one that's going to have mantitties in your face john: what? dave: MANTITTIES IN YOUR FACe, MANTITTIES IN YOUR FACE john: aww, gross! dave put your fucking shirt on dave: MANTITTIES john: i'm not even born yet that's not fair dave: oh my god... someone needs to deliver this baby right now karkat: I CAN DO THAT john: karkat what the fuck are you doing karkat: delivering babies... i did it once i can do it again....... john: leave it up to me karkat karkat: no... no i cant... your the baby..... karkat: i must do this... i must be the... the midwife karkat: john... theres some things you cant know john: like what dave: please just reach inside me KARKAT: LETS SING A FUCKING SONG
ONCE UPON A TIME ON TOP OF A MOUNTAIN A BABY WAS SITTING IN A WATER FOUNTAIN
HIS NAME WAS DAVE AND HE WAS SUPREME HIS BOOTIES WERE COVERED IN PEACHES AND CREAM
AND THAT STORY TODAY IS TOTALLY IRRELEVANT I'M A TROLL AND JOHN I WANT TO FUCK YOU OUT OF HATE
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dave: please sotp this singing shit, i need to have this baby... now......