Toby "Radiation" Fox - bootes | Текст песни

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DAVE: OH MY GOD... john... THE BABY... IS A BABY.... IS A BABY
John: dave you're losing your water break, we cant go to the hospital now
DAVE: YOUR RIGHT HTERES NO TIME
DAVE: WE MUST GO TO MOUNT PROSPIT
DAVE: where i myself was born
JOHN: you were born in a lab dave and im your lab daddy
DAVE: ok shut up, dad, because your my baby now and youre the one that's going to have mantitties in your face
john: what?
dave: MANTITTIES IN YOUR FACe, MANTITTIES IN YOUR FACE
john: aww, gross! dave put your fucking shirt on
dave: MANTITTIES
john: i'm not even born yet that's not fair
dave: oh my god... someone needs to deliver this baby right now
karkat: I CAN DO THAT
john: karkat what the fuck are you doing
karkat: delivering babies... i did it once i can do it again.......
john: leave it up to me karkat
karkat: no... no i cant... your the baby.....
karkat: i must do this... i must be the... the midwife
karkat: john... theres some things you cant know
john: like what
dave: please just reach inside me
KARKAT: LETS SING A FUCKING SONG

ONCE UPON A TIME ON TOP OF A MOUNTAIN
A BABY WAS SITTING IN A WATER FOUNTAIN

HIS NAME WAS DAVE AND HE WAS SUPREME
HIS BOOTIES WERE COVERED IN PEACHES AND CREAM

AND THAT STORY TODAY IS TOTALLY IRRELEVANT
I'M A TROLL AND JOHN I WANT TO FUCK YOU OUT OF HATE

MMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM

dave: please sotp this singing shit, i need to have this baby... now......