there once was a violet femme fatale whose violent violin sung sweet without
the tables of a boy who turned tricks and treats like icy halloween breeze/ so fresh were his beats
but alone they were weak no revolution together - overtime there was an evolution
they met on the net and there was a fusion like danimals yogurt breakfast frusion
hearts and minds and souls and hearts they loved each other you bag of farts
they promised to be each others baby mommy daddy babies but now theyre both caught in their lies their fingers in another persons pies guilty of another person's scabies
CHORUS (SUNG):
strider heart to heart dont treat me like a fool
you may have played me but my heart waylayed me i wanna be your baby mommy too
daverap: rose i know how you're feeling, i know your emotions i want you to know i mirror your devotion you dont see this kind of depravity on the serengetti whoops there goes gravity, moms spaghetti
i screwed up, i fucked up, i got screwed and fucked im the baby of bad choices and my little legs are tucked i wanted to be true, make you a faithful hubby but you know i cant do, it's just too much trubby
we're related rose, thats the problem, not the other we cant be baby mommy daddies because your my sis and im you're brother i have the feelings your feeling, we share the same idea and i know i screwed up and probably caught gonohrrea
but the truth of it all yo is that.... rose it would have never worked and i hope you forgive me because... actually... im having this baby now i want to say im sorry and that i want to be.......... with you and that what i did was wrong and you can be its mommy and we can get married and not worried about retarded babes
do you agree
roserap: yes dave.......... oh yes..................... take me away...........
CHORUS
CHORUS X 2 with harmonies
ROSE: DAVE I LIED.... IM NOT PREGNANT..... IM JUST FAT................ dave: oh rose.............. i dont care........... being pregnant might be against the rules of the mpsa forum, but this isn't...........
(worst makeout sounds ever)
karkat: im going to throw up john: gross!!! everyone cover your eyes!!! the two naked incestuous pregnant teenagers are..... KISSING!!!!!!