Вступление: I don't workout But I look like a doo It's embarrassing I don't know what to do It's like a zoo, when i go to the club All the lady's wonna look at and feed me stuff. And I'm like "Why you tryin' feed girl, the same as zoo?" "But yes, thank you for food. I consume like I'm keep it With my superhuman metabolism ......... organism time six awards of wisdom 'bout this muscles "How i get 'em?"
Куплет 1:
Aahhhh. I surfed the net to find the Most of.....ehhh, I don't know :D I google my family tree Trace it back to the start of history Then back some more, to the start of man And finally I start to understand These great Crete gods Like genes I'm carrying Apparently, I descended from Bonar The Barbarian
Бридж 1:
"Bonar smash!" He would allegedly say Before he headbutted Everything that got in his way
Once he headbutted a tree And it set ablaze Though his eyebrows were singed He remained unphased
But enraged So he up and headbutted the ground The earth started to shake Start shifting around
Bonar voiced his opinion "Maybe that was bad idea" But the tectonic plates Already split up Pangaea
A volcano erupted Covering Bonar in ash It gone on my new shoes. So he screamed "That's it!" Bonar smash!
Куплет 2:
It's like I awakened Something dormant within Like the instinctual urge Of the barbarian
I'm crushing walls and plates Steel girders and crates Until this urge abates But it won't at this rate
'Cause I tipped over a table With a tray full of ash It got on my new shoes So I screamed "That's it!" Toby smash!
Бридж 2: Then one day he smashed too hard And hurt the one's he loved. The one's he loved They left him more alone Gues they hide enought. They hide enought Every night he calls for them. From the highest mountain top. Mountain top. He swear he change for them, he promised that he'd stop
But Bonar sa-ad, coz Bonar can't stop smash. Bonar still sma-ash. But it didn't sound like that They didn't have language yet It sounded more like "Brbgrgrbgbrbgbrggbbrrgr Bhhrhgrbghrhg bhrghbghr rhbgbrhgbgb hrghbgr Bghbhghbga bgbhgbbah bghabg!"
Концовка:
No wonder I'm so strong It comes from within It's not my fault I'm related to a barbarian
With respect I go outside And smash a tree with my face And tree bark and flames going All over the place
But then some of the bark Instantly turned into ash And got on my new shoes. OKAY! So I screamed "That's it!" Bonar Smash!
Oh you don't speak english, do you? It's okey, bonar, it's okey.