May contain conten inappropriate for children. Irrational Games with a spiky chess piece behind it. Darkness bubbles background lights up shadows become underwater treeeeeees. Swim through the sea so fast, Like the Usain Bolt of the sea. Or is it Usain? A Big Daddy Ther's an underwater city. Sea Monster! City lights up It's a goldfish Cameraman is shouting bubbles Cameraman needs to come up for air Much better... OR NOT! Thrown, hit the ground Blurry hand look up Ocean not so big Big Daddy not so big THAT THING IS. Giant evil robot hand grabs your head But he has a heart Don't try to grab it or he'll throw you ont the window. Slow motion lasts until you look down so don't look down. Don't look down, DON'T LOOK DOWN! You're lucky there's a blimp, GRAB IT! Hit it rollin backwards there's a handle but it's too far away. HUH-RIP the blimp don't look down! Why'd you look down?! Now you've got one hande Look around, floating town. Tell a baby to talk to the hand There's a man on a balcony talking to himself Cue epic music Floating building wants to be higher than the other ones so it booooooosts itself. Ripping noise?! It's not looking good. Down he goes onto a levitating nest of dethorned roses Float into the arms of a buxom sorceress. Who's your daddy? ME. Oh. My bad. That's a shame she had an amazing pair of.. Bioshock Infinite..s.