Stargate, sparkle, Ubisoft. Nod at the boat and people die everywhere, people die (that's a call back). This is the longest he's ever gone without killing anyone. He wonders if his future son will carry out the tradition of killing everyone one he sees. It's his lunch break luckily. Toast of Equality! Hurry with the toast, there's a drunken hot girl walking to the right, Bet she'd love to see a fight... Bad guy music begins as the pony tail twins barge in, Look down on the people that you're better than. Ominous orchestral note, time to let the patrons know Happy Hour's over, Time for everything to suck. Mysterious hooded man watches (from a distance) Take a second to sober up (low tolerance) Target confirmed. Hooded man turns Bandana man sees hooded mans subtle arm movement signal, which tells him to go make a toast to the people. And then he lets all of them know, it was a toast to DEATH! You shouldn't toast before you know what the toast is for. Bear hug, head bash, bottle smash Slow-mo person pass stab face Again and again and again. Another wine bottle pass in slow motion Hooded man feels good Hey! Dont touch the hood If you try to stab the hoodless man, he'll stab you in the abdomen, man. And steal your wallet. Duh. Look right! Colonial running shoe commercial They thought they could catch the boat Not even close. Captain walk to the edge of the dock, snap turn, let's go! Chase that freaking boat sailed by Heath Ledger's ancestor. Celebrate, sail into the sunset, fade. The captains not about to let the bird-bow-boat get away. Gimme that telescope. Give it! Use the mini telescope Aim the cannon at the boat, shoot four, only two go through Maybe two were blanks? Strike a pose, Edward turns the boat Red cloaked captain probably should've let that bird-boat go Oh no! Cannons not shooting blanks anymore! DARKNESS! Murder Hood goes on. Inception bwaah Someone's gonna get splinters And second hand smoke Im just sayin', be careful Watch out for the hooks! Ooh! Should've listened Edward wants to ascend Shoot your gun to cut the rope, just to make it difficult Flying up to run away, no more murdering today... NOT! Can't believe they bought that Same thing goes for all their hats I prefer my Murder Hood, people die 'cause I look so good D-rop the pistols Throw a stick His friend makes sure his death is quick Guess I'll do the same for you! (Assuming you want me to!) This is gonna end badly for you It already has for your crew Listen, I'll give you some free ones. DEEAHH! DAAHH! Convincing enough? Look you disarmed me, now I am completely defenseless! NOT! Booyah! Last words: Port or Starboard? Assassins Creed 4: Black Flag Cut to Kenway's boat sitting in a bay Ever since I got this diamond filled with DNA, it feels like someones watching me DeliCIA
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