Continuing Saga Of The Classic Bummer Or Is This My Free One Way Bus Ticket To Cleveland
I guess it all started, the day my brand new car wouldn’t So I took it to this dealer Recommended as a good’un He told me four hundred bucks would fix it So I asked about the guarantee He just smiled and he told me Slim that ran out last week (chorus) I been taken again , I’ve been taken again Its like playing the blues If your snoozing you lose You’ll be taken again
I drove to this bar, outside of Colorado Springs Gonna drink a case of cold Coors Hear old Merle Haggard sing They had this antlered rabbit on the wall Spiked horns and ears a foot tall The bartender told me it was a Colorado jack lope
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Well later I took home, This old nymphomaniac But I could not get her to lie upon her back She told me something in my eyes had made her realize That she could never do that lustful thing with me.