Like omg penny, have you seen how brad stares at me I know Claire he stares for like forever Staremaster Hes histareal Awkward Trevor does the same thing, its like give me some hair flip room Right Hes the star of boo the musical It'll be the movie Love you, mean it, mwa We go together like ramma lamma ding dong I've got a finger, that you can put a ring on You followed me, I knew we'd be forever I Poured my heart out in one hundred forty letters You and me, meant to be, be my man crush Monday You're so sweet, click retweet if you think I am the one babe Went to send, clicked again, but you unfriended me woah boy hope you're listening now boy I bust the window of your car Baby and it felt so good Want my name on your stain, like carrie underwood We were supposed to be the new Jay-z and B Just like brad and miss jolie But you unfollowed me Tell me why (you unfollowed me) why (you unfollowed me) why (you unfollowed me, woahh mg) (you unfollowed me) So pissed (you unfollowed me) I'm about to have bf (you unfollowed me, woahh mg) I noticed Trevor staring at me from his locker Its totes whatever it's not really a shocker I gave him my digits and this little thing I painted A lovely portrait of us on the beach naked What? You and me, meant to be, be my man crush Monday Your so sweet, click retweet if you think I am the one babe Went to send, clicked again, but you unfriended me woah boy hope You're listening now boy I bust the window of your car Baby and it felt so good Want my name on your stain, like carrie underwood We were supposed to be the new Jay-z and B Just like brad and miss jolie But you unfollowed me Tell me why (you unfollowed me) why (you unfollowed me) you're going to regret this (you unfollowed me) I'm the best you ever had (woahh mg) Im so good (you unfollowed me) Look at me (you unfollowed me) I said look at me (you unfollowed me, woahh mg) You think you're cooler than us (woah) you should do less thinks You might be smarter but your balding and your breath stinks We don't have time for your reindeer games, You have no followers anyway You're new girlfriend has camel lips and you need to shave your nips Hahaha (nips, its short for nipples, that's so gross) I bust the window of your car Baby and it felt so good Want my name on your stain, like carrie underwood We were supposed to be the new Jay-z and B Just like brad and miss jolie But you unfollowed me Tell me why You post too many throwback Thursdays anyway I know right that's like so yesterday And whats up with that pimple convention on his 5 heads Say it with me facetune Hashtag loser Hashtag look at me Hashtag we are never getting back together Hashtag training bras