I want to know why Things you say about Tories and trains just pass by, Every word that you say, Cats with captions and train alterations, each day There’s a new little something of interest, Shared with me in the best way that you can. Shining wit, and a passion for irony, See the absurd in a national tragedy. One and the same in our own different way. We’ll hit the big time and set a new low in the same day. And we’ll be the men that we wanted to be, Our own Wright, Frost and Pegg but much better you see, And I know this is true, Yes I know this is true, Cause we made a film. Working hard through the night, Fed on laughter and cola, sit bathed in the light Of your Macintosh screen Picking out the best bits of the things that we’ve seen. There’s so many adventures we’ve had And not one of them bad for the lives that we lead Achieving the goals that we set as we go And I’ll never say no, I will never say no to one more. One and the same in our own different way. We’ll hit the big time and set a new low in the same day. And like blood and ice cream poured into a bowl Oh, it doesn’t seem right but just somehow we go, And I know this is true, Yes I know this is true, Cause we made a film.